Good advices

Keep your money in a safe place,
give a hug to your dog,
don't waste paper,
watch as much tv as you can,
read the instructions,
call your parents,
don't rub your face against sandpaper.

Frase mamona

Te invito a un lugar dónde el dinero en efectivo se cambia por alcohol.

Error # 1 (Panda)

Giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca)

For many decades the precise taxonomic classification of the panda was under debate as both the giant panda and the distantly related red panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons. However, recent genetic testing suggests that giant pandas are true bears and part of the Ursidae family, though they differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock. The giant panda's closest ursine relative is the Spectacled Bear of South America. Disagreement still remains about whether or not the red panda belongs in Ursidae, Procyonidae, or in its own family, Ailuridae.

Mensaje # 2

Feliz Cumpleaños.