Good advices

Keep your money in a safe place,
give a hug to your dog,
don't waste paper,
watch as much tv as you can,
read the instructions,
call your parents,
don't rub your face against sandpaper.

Frase mamona

Te invito a un lugar dónde el dinero en efectivo se cambia por alcohol.

Error # 1 (Panda)

Giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca)

For many decades the precise taxonomic classification of the panda was under debate as both the giant panda and the distantly related red panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons. However, recent genetic testing suggests that giant pandas are true bears and part of the Ursidae family, though they differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock. The giant panda's closest ursine relative is the Spectacled Bear of South America. Disagreement still remains about whether or not the red panda belongs in Ursidae, Procyonidae, or in its own family, Ailuridae.

Mensaje # 2

Feliz Cumpleaños.

Ugly

Una persona tan poco atractiva como tu no tiene derecho a ser selectiva...

Sunset

Nos veiamos a los ojos, nos besabamos y platicabamos un poco. Todo presenciando el atardecer...

Canción #1

Hey, little girl I wanna be your boyfriend
Sweet little girl I wanna be your boyfriend
Hey, little girl I wanna be your boyfriend

Acrobata

Me retó a dar vueltas de carro y le dije que no podía. A cambio di una marometa de oso panda. Luego vimos el cielo.

Busqueda de empleo

Y ahi estaba yo, aburrido y escuchando Jazz suave que salia de unas bocinas en el techo. La secretaria de mascada azul me dijo que pasara a la oficina y que el Lic. estaría conmigo en un momento...

Mensaje #1

Gracias por las mariposas en el estomago y los brillitos en la cara...