S

Tiene muchas bufandas a rayas...

O

Vive en un segundo piso y tiene montones de libros.

F

Una de sus mascotas se llama Dibujame un borrego.

I

Un día me dijo Agua potable y adora la pizza.

A

Odia caminar pero me acompaña a dónde se me ocurra, hoy renuncio al sushi de Wal-Mart, le gusta el jugo de naranja y hace rato le dolía la cabeza

Cletus

No mames, esa vieja abraza como vato.

Good advices

Keep your money in a safe place,
give a hug to your dog,
don't waste paper,
watch as much tv as you can,
read the instructions,
call your parents,
don't rub your face against sandpaper.

Frase mamona

Te invito a un lugar dónde el dinero en efectivo se cambia por alcohol.

Error # 1 (Panda)

Giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca)

For many decades the precise taxonomic classification of the panda was under debate as both the giant panda and the distantly related red panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons. However, recent genetic testing suggests that giant pandas are true bears and part of the Ursidae family, though they differentiated early in history from the main ursine stock. The giant panda's closest ursine relative is the Spectacled Bear of South America. Disagreement still remains about whether or not the red panda belongs in Ursidae, Procyonidae, or in its own family, Ailuridae.

Mensaje # 2

Feliz Cumpleaños.